Thursday, April 16, 2009

Preachers/Comedians

So I'm sitting here having breakfast with my son & flipping through morning channels when I stop at one of those black church shows (pls don't get all personal). Immediately I am shocked because the pastor is talking about gay and feminine acting choir directors. This pastor was actually in the pulpit imitating a gay choir director & everyone in the audience was cracking up. It was hilarious and upsetting all at the same time. For a minute I'm thinking "this man is going to hell. what gives him the right to assume people are gay. so what if he like to move a certain body part a certain way". The next minute I'm thinking "omg this is too funny".

What was more funny was the old ladies in the audience that didn't find it funny!! I bet that pastor had some apologizing to do!

Things like this only show u that GOD is still working on all of us, whether in the church or not. Especially that pastor! LOL

37 Weeks & More Sex?????

Everyone (including my doctor) says "Go have sex". Isn't sex what got me in this situation. The last thing a pregnant woman wants to think about is SEX. 5 Resons why:

1. You've packed on pounds (Don't u dare b rude)
2. You're no longer as flexible as you once were
3. You either have more fluids or u need help with fluids (Pick your own category & Don't u dare b rude)
4. There's just too much in the way
5. You already have enough weight on you so why add the extras of a SO (significant other)?

WHATTT?
Get Real!!!

I don't know about any other women, but sex is the last thing I want. Although it can b enjoyable with a sensitive enough partner, you're just in too much pain afterwards. Men don't have to deal with that huge contraction or an overactive fetus!! I personally think doctors should ban this type of non=medical advise. They're always telling pregnant women to get freaky!! Nasty asses!! LOL